Why is it so hard for people to follow directions on airplanes. We're 30 seconds from landing, the fasten seat belt sign has been on for 10 minutes, and some lady thinks its ok to get up to try and take a shit. Ridiculous. IMV.

I love how I've been flying multiple times with the same toothpaste but now all of a sudden TSA says its too big and they confiscated it in the security line. Way to go with standardization. Keep up the good work, TSA. IMV.

I am an older student going back to school for my PhD. Today in class I was kicked out for arguing with my instructor for telling him he was wrong about what took place at an event I was actually present at. My instructor is a 23 year old teachers assistant. IMV.

I am vexed that the Indians lived here for 2,000 years and did nothing to the land. We have been here for about 200 only and look at this mess we are in. Maybe people will start to listen to the red man. God IMV

I am so mad at the airport. I get there an hour early, find a seat very close to where you board, to be asked by security an hour later to please move for our special security checkpoint. I yell at him. Then find out they want to search my bags. Talk about putting your foot in your mouth IMV

Why is it so hard for the retards that work fast food to get the damn orders right? I even tried ordering in spanish and they still screwed it up. IMV.

This morning while getting dressed for work I let out a huge fart. Then, without thinking I bent down to put my shoes on and ran my face right through my own nasty crop dust. I almost puked. IMV.

I'm vexed by how all of the slot machines in Vegas are f'in rigged. IMV.

I'm vexed that I can't figure out how to become a member of this site. I feel really really stupid right now. IMV.

Friday at school I met with one of my 50 year old female professors to discuss a poor grade I received on my latest paper. I got there 5 minutes early and when she thanked me for being there early I replied "no problem, I usually always come early". She gave me a look and laughed at me. Shit. IMV.

Tonight I walked into the kitchen and dropped a glass on the tile shattering it into pieces. My mom got pissed but I told her accidents happen. Her reply was "yea, like you". IMV.

I'm vexed by little mom and pop restaurants that nickel and dime you. I ordered a turkey sandwich and it seemend every little thing was $.50 extra. Lady, there are only 2 of us in the restaurant during peak lunch time. That's not the way to earn business. IMV.

It is so super lame when people pay more than cable to have a stupid blackberry like oh, I am so it! Not, why the freak are you checking your e-mail on your phone when you have a computer right in front of your face. Your not cool! Only docs,lawyersand moviestars with them are!

I walked up to my front door tonight and hanging upside down under the dark porch was a huge black bat. I didn't see it - that is until it flew down and slapped me square in the face with its wing. I'm a 27 year old male in the military...and it made me scream like a little girl. IMV.

While at CVS the lady in front of me bought cigarettes for $6.00 a pack and the old man behind me commented on their price. I joked that it'd be cheaper just to buy weed and that weed isn't as bad for you. Turns out the lady is an off-duty cop and I got jammed up for making drug comments. IMV.

I'm vexed by overweight girls in string bikini's....IMV

I'm vexed that the Green Bay Packers cannot find a way to beat the Minnesota Vikings. IMV.

I'm vexed that after having shoulder surgery, I've been told I can't run on the treadmill for a few months. Two years of working out 3-4 times per week and running 9-12 miles per week. Guess I gotta lay off the junk food. IMV.

I just love how my HOA collection company was bought out by another company and didn't bother to tell anyone. I had auto bill pay with them which apparantly stopped 4 months ago. I was politely notified I owe 5 months of HOA dues via a nasty gram. Thanks. IMV.

What ever happened to "bad things come in 3's" My family is way past 3 everytime the phone rings someone died, someone has cancer, the dog died, the horse died, someone needs surgery, someones cancer came back! Enough is Enough!!!! IMV