Today, while eating a sub from Quiznos, I happened to notice a 10-inch long black hair curling out from the end of it. I took it back to the server and he laughed at me. IMV.

On the last day of class and after receiving the highest grade in the class, my teacher pulled me aside and asked if I had been cheating all semester. Are you kidding me? IMV.

It vexes me that my husband got our little baby girl a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail". To make matters worse, he took her out to dinner and she had it on. IMV.

I'm vexed that the only things our society cares about anymore involve celebrities and scandals. Look, leave friggin Tiger Woods alone. I'm sick of hearing about it. IMV.

Today while sunning and relaxing at the pool some guy came up to me and offered up some empty seats near him in the sun as I was now in the shade. He then said to me that the sun is good for you and that I would look a lot better with some color. Who the hell do you think you are? IMV.

Everyone knows (whether they admit it or not) that europe is one of the armpits of the planet.....someone of the my hubby's family is in europe and is in a new relationship with worthless euro-trash. IMV

I'm vexed by the shady creatures that limp around my neighborhood. I just watched 13 people pour out the front door of a 2 bedroom, 2 bath home. What are 13 twenty-somethings doing in a house at 11:30 AM on a Wednesday? I don't really want to stick around to find out. IMV.

I'm vexed by the mailman. Today, I walked 250 yards to by mailbox out in the country. When I got there, the mailman told me I had to wait for my mail until he finished delivering to the other 12 mailboxes. We sat in staredown for about 10 minutes. IMV.

It never ceases to amaze me how retarded men act. I'm sitting here at a sports bar watching a football game and the table of 10 guys in front of me is going crazy over the USC game. I understanding rooting for a team, but no matter how loud you yell the coach won't hear your rants. And seriously...what are you accomplishing by all standing up and holding hands when USC kicks an extra point? All you've accomplished is that you look like a table of gay wanna be football posers. IMV.

Why do bikers insist on revving their engines in front of people. I'm not impressed by how loud it is, nor how small your penis is. So much for a quiet relaxing weedend. IMV.

I'm vexed by people who walk barefoot to get the mail. Not to mention the redneck t-shirt and his brown bag around his beer. This is America! IMV.

So I'm at a gas station and this dude was pumping gas into his car. He had the little thing clipped on the pump so it would pump automatically and he wouldn't have to hold it. As he walked past it he tripped on the hose ripping it out of the car and spraying gas everywhere. Smooth move. IMV.

While driving down the interstate the car in front of me with a Mexico plate threw a crocery bag full of trash out the window. It exploded upon impact littering my car with various crap. You gotta be kidding me. Go back to your own country and trash it you border jumping piece of you know what. IMV.

I'm vexed by the two guys in spandex with $1k bikes who thought it'd be a good idea to ride on a major roadway in town that has no bike lane and zero shoulder. Thanks for slowing traffic nearly making me late to work...and for being complete retards. Maybe once you get hit by a car you'll learn your lesson. IMV.

I'm vexed by the guy that just zoomed passed me on his motorcyle doing about 90 mph. He was wearing shorts and a t-shirt with no helmet. Where was the helmet? He was holding it in his left hand. Good grief. IMV.

I'm vexed by guys that violate man code at the urinals. Either use the stall or wait. IMV.

I'm vexed by how much of a piece of human garbage Kanye West is. IMV.

I'm vexed by guys that compensate for their small dicks by driving their huge trucks like an asshole. IMV.

I'm vexed by my husband who decided to call me over for a kiss ... yeah right ... I was roped into the middle of his nasty crop dust. He can't stop laughing. IMV.

I just walked past a dude in Walgreens and overheard him saying to the cashier "the female hair stylist that does my perm...". WTF? What dude these days gets a perm? IMV.