I am really vexed with the first person who was in a relationship and decided to say, "It's not you. It's me." What a crappy statement to invent. It really vexes me that people still say it and think we believe them. Stupid! IMV!

I'm vexed by the sexy kid in my music tech class that dresses like a raggy. It's kind of a turn off. IMV

I'm vexed that distance is keeping me from showing my feelings through affection to someone I'm falling in love with.

Why does it seem like when your interested in a chick, they make you work for it by jumping through f-ing hoops? Sometimes when your done jumping through hoops, they send you back to the kennel. IMV

I'm vexed by the insane amount people charge for weddings today and the ever-increasing presence of so-called "wedding mafias". IMV.

It seems as a terminal "nice guy" i always get looked over by women. I try to make a good impression,come off as the kind of guy that is dateable but usually end up not getting a second thought. IMV.

I am vexed. Nothing can go my way and whenever I hang out with the girl I like she ends up with my friend who already has a girlfriend. The worst part is that him and her pretty much feel each other up and once she doesn't get what she wants, she comes crawling back to me. IMV.

I'm vexed that my fiance who is stationed in another state is watching the MMA fight at some random dudes house who I don't know. IMV.

While sitting at the bar during happy hour a hot young woman came up to me and asked if someone was sitting in the empty seat next to me. I said no and pulled the stool out for her. She says thanks and sits down...then turns to the dude on the other side of her and starts flirting with him. IMV.

The fact that the hotel where I'm having my wedding reception at has the balls to charge $55.00 per gallon of fruit punch vexes me to no end. IMV.

The priest we've had scheduled for months to officiate our wedding...the same one we did our marriage counseling with months ago...calls last night to tell us he has to cancel and can't make it to the wedding. IMV.

My wife says to me after signing up for a couples massage "it will be nice to get a massage from a guy that won't get a hard-on and try to have sex with me" Great. IMV.

Today, I received a random phone call from a woman screaming at me in Spanish. After about 1 min I say "I'm sorry who is this, I just got a new cell phone number" She replies in English "Bull-shit you're the one she's been cheating on me with--put her on the phone now!" Click. IMV.